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Ketchup.

It is too early on a Friday for me to be covered in glitter.

Puberty: The Movie

Days away from his Bar Mitzvah, Ernie Goldberg is trying to "become a man" with some help from his friends, his family, and a friendly phone sex operator. His father, Herman, is coming to grips with a cheating wife and a cranky dad. Will Ernie get laid? Will Herman? Only the Torah knows the answers. And it will take He-Man and a deaf Tupperware heiress to save the day.

I wonder how long it took the Black Eyed Peas to write "Boom Boom Pow"? Probably about as long as it took me to make this post.

My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.

Worst Kathie Lee Gifford picture ever.

The Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2009 (H.R. 1913) has been introduced in Congress. It has over 40 co-sponsors, including Chastity Bono's stepmother. Hate crimes legislation has always been a double-edged sword for me. On one hand, people shouldn't be punished for what or how they think. On the other hand, once thoughts turn into action, the game changes and the question of intent becomes part of the equation. It's not unlike the differences between murder and manslaughter. The boy who hanged himself in DeKalb County, Ga., recently is reason enough for me to support this legislation. Our fearless leader hasn't really done much for the gay community since he was sworn in. I think the passage of this bill (if it fails, the Democrats have no one to blame but themselves) would give Obama the chance to put his money where his mouth is.

To paraphrase the old Taster's Choice commercials, let's see what happens.

I cannot stand the sound of someone whistling. It is worse than nails on a chalkboard to me.

At the risk of sounding morbid, I enjoy hearing the National Weather Service computer pronounce cities and towns around Atlanta. There was also a special warning for people who live in the Alabama Gulf Coast- people in "Mobile homes" should pay close attention to changing weather conditions.

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like anyone else.

I've had the TV on courtroom dramas in the background while I've been working today:

Judge Alex- I find Judge Alex to be very attractive. Not only physically, but he doesn't come off quite as "jerky" as the other TV judges (although he has his moments).

Cristina's Court- The Emmy-awarding judge is even less belligerent than Judge Alex. If I had to go to court, I would want her to be my judge.

Judge Judy- The matriarch of courtroom judges, she's still "telling like it is" and people eat it up. I would like to see her locked in a room with Anne Robinson.

Judge Joe Brown- I don't see how he got his own show. He has the personality and demeanor of a glass of tap water.

There are also a lot of personal injury attorneys who advertise on television. How many ambulances are out there to chase?

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Clowns!

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When I take a shower, I...

Guess who got called for jury duty?

Props to DeKalb County for listing "Partner" as a marital status.